Thursday, February 19, 2015

Too Many Signs That You Are Way Too Lazy

1. The remote is always too far















2. The bed is always way too comfortable














3. You make zombie arms when something is too far away













4. Listlessly flipping through channels is everything















5. You're too lazy to walk anywhere, alway

















6. You've picked up objects with your feet because bending over was too hard




7. Your laptop is never more than two feet away from the bed while you're in it




8. You've texted a friend when they were sitting right next to you



9. You've eaten yogurt with a butter knife, or no utensil at all, when all of the spoons where dirty




10. You've bought new underwear instead of doing your laundry




11. You've "cleaned your room" by shoving everything into the closet or under the bed




12. You've downloaded a book onto an electronic device instead of searching for the hard copy somewhere in your house



13. You've eaten the crumbs you've found on your shirt instead of brushing them off




14. You've waited for hours for someone to get home to make you food



15. You've done homework on the floor or on your bed because your desk was too messy




16. You've eaten food cold or out of the can because you were too lazy to cook it




17. You've waited like, 45 minutes for a movie to load onto your laptop instead of just watching it on TV




18. You've boxed up all of your dirty dishes and taken it to your parents house so that they can wash them


19. On a microwave you push 2:22 because you're too lazy to push other numbers




Maybe you're even too lazy to extend this blog post!

Comment your lazy experiences and maybe we'll feature you in our next segment of "People who are way too lazy for their own good"!

xoxo, 
Sophie and Hallee


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